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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Extras

A colleague tells me that after a lunch meeting at which this cheeky tech hack had ordered "ver lott" with extra trimmings and guzzled an extraordinary volume of German wine, his straight-laced Amercian client was given a bit of a shock. The hack produced a selection of soft-porn which he claimed were shots of his girlfriend. Cackling with glee the hack showed the client the entire tastefully shot album, and then burbled off to the loo.

The PR returned to the office ashen-faced to recount the sorry tale only to learn from a colleague that he'd got off lightly - last time he'd been similarly entertained the hack made a case to a client that he should furnish him with the funds for a call girl... hopefully one that provided receipts. What a bad hack!

3 Comments:

  • It would sound like the same German wine drinking journalist who, on the first night of a trip to a certain telecoms event in Cannes, woke a sleeping PR guy in the middle of the night and asked to borrow money to pay a 6ft tall black call girl... oddly he didn't get his dosh.

    The same sad, sorry journalist then took to his bed for the entire trip and pretended he was sick - probably to avoid a confrontation with the tall tart's brother.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:04 PM  

  • Yep, and the same journalist who would only ever meet you for dinner, at the same restaurant in London, and claimed the coat check girl was having an affair with him. Before ordering as much German wine as he could possibly consume. And then not writing about the client afterwards!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:48 PM  

  • Would that be the same German wine guzzling journo who carried around a pocket full of mobile telephones - all freebies blagged from different suppliers - which he would sell to anyone who asked?

    I think it would!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:41 AM  

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